Whole 30 Shrimp Salad

Less than a week and I will wake up and be a free woman! Although, there is something to be said about eating clean.  You really do feel and perform better.  That being said, I miss bacon….and honey….so I am looking forward to my regular paleo ways. I haven’t really lost any weight, which is fine, it’s not about a number, it’s about how you feel.  I definitely feel pretty dang good and my stomach hasn’t gone on strike like it used to pretty regularly.  My friends that have been doing it look stinking awesome.  I will write more about them next week, just know that they are amazing and I am blessed to have them in my life.

Speaking of friends, my sweet friend JimBob….one of the wolfpack….was in town last weekend!  It was so awesome having him back in Lubbock.  He has already left me (again) to return to Ft Worth, I didn’t cry this time though.  He’s doing great things as a coach at Crossfit Iron Horse…so if you are in the DFW area be sure to check out that box! I promise you won’t regret it!  While he was here I made this shrimp salad and got a thumbs up. I thought it was pretty tastey myself, but affirmation always helps when you’re trying out new recipes.

So I have to tell you, I have really toned down my pinterest addiction.  #1 because I’m on whole 30 and the desserts look so freaking delicious I can’t take it.  #2 because I am so tired of reading “the lazy girl’s way to skinny” or “workouts for women with no time”.  First of all….you should be focused on being healthy not skinny.  Second…don’t have time? Make it!  Your body needs you to workout.  I’m not saying you need to be at the gym every day for hours on end but a 30 minute run in the morning won’t kill you or your schedule.  Personally, I’d rather put in a little bit of time each day to ensure health and happiness in life over being completely unhealthy and unable to do any activity in the future.  Consider it a savings account.  And stop trying to find the lazy way to do it.  What a freaking joke.  That actually makes me mad. If you can find the time to watch Real Housewives of OC (I mean how cray cray is Alexis) then you can find time to do some squats.  End rant. But for real…it’s not supposed to be easy so stop trying to make it a no effort activity.  That actually directly contradicts what exercise is. Ok, I’m really finished now.

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Whole 30 Shrimp Salad

1lb steamed and shelled shrimp

1 diced granny smith apple

4 stalks diced celery

1 tbs coconut (or apple cider) vinegar

1/2 cup canned coconut milk

3 chopped boiled eggs

1 tsp fresh thyme

1 tsp fresh parsley

1 tsp Italian seasoning

sea salt & pepper to taste

Mix coconut milk, vinegar, and seasonings in a large bowl. Dice apples and celery and add to the bowl. Chop eggs and shrimp and…..you guessed it add to the bowl.  Stir everything together so they all get to know each other. Cover with plastic wrap and let them hang out in the fridge for at least 30 min before serving. Stir again before serving and enjoy!

Whole 30 Dessert Mangoes

So Whole 30 on the road…not so easy.  I am pretty sure every waiter in the Chicago area hates me. I’ve never been told “we don’t ever do this, but I made a special exception for you” so many times in my entire life.  If you are a waiter or a waitress….I understand people who make special requests may be a hassle, but take a second to check their attitude and body language, I promise if they are saying it as nicely as possible that you will most likely be tipped well. AND if they just want steamed broccoli instead of fries and no bun or cheese on a burger….let’s be honest, that’s not that special of an exception. Rant over.

Here are some of the things I ate….they were delicious and as Whole 30 as possible.  Sometimes I’d end up with corn or cheese in my salads or veggies but I ate around them to the best of my ability. IF I ever do a Whole 30 challenge again it will be during a time that I will be home every day because traveling makes it almost impossible and exceedingly frustrating.

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So many veggies!  Yes, I did pack salmon and broccoli in my carry on, I am sure when I ate it at the airport that the people around me just loved it.  I tried to sit away from everyone, but if anyone in the crowd exceeds at people watching like I do, I know they saw me……and most likely judged.  Whatev.

Before I headed to the Midwest for work I was down in Houston getting my Crossfit Endurance Certification.  It was sooooooo awesome! I loved every second of it and my foot held up well the entire time.  Doug Katona led the seminar so I totally geeked out over that.  I am pretty sure I am one of those people who will never experience a runners high. Actually usually about half way through any distance I decide I hate running and say a lot of bad words in my head, but when I finish I like it again.  I really like endurance programming and think it is fascinating. So….I will continue to run.  Even when I think I hate it. I actually had a race last weekend and came in 3rd for my age group.  Not too shabby after a week of traveling!

The older I get the more I like dessert.  I saved my “minimal fruit consumption” one evening to  cook a mango with some coconut butter and it was awesome.  Just be sure not to overcook your mango…unless you like the texture of baby food.  Which if you do, that’s neat and you should do it. I mean we live in the land of freedom right?

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Whole 30 Dessert Mangoes

1 Mango chopped

1/2 tbsp coconut oil

1/8 cup coconut butter (I put a little more because I love it, I wouldn’t recommend exceeding 1/4 cup)

1/2 tsp vanilla extract

1/2 tsp cinnamon

Melt the coconut oil in pan over med/high heat.  Add mangoes and allow to cook for 2-3 minutes.  Add coconut butter, vanilla, cinnamon and mix until coconut butter has melted and coated mangoes. Remove from heat and enjoy! You may want to wait a minute so you don’t burn the top of your mouth like I may or may not have done.  Don’t judge me.

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